we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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