what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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