now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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