You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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