So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
