how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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