Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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