I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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