Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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