what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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