There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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