But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She bit a glass in half.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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