she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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