shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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