it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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