ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
