This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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