Please, let me fuck your mom
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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