so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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