I cockslap morals
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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