is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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