I like to think it a success when the cops are called
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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