we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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