I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't think brook has ever known best
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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