I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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