HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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