I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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