READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
