I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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