The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just fell off a train. Bad.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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