then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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