Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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