problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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