I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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