dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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