$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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