FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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