you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
whose parrot is this?
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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