It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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