so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
