we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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