I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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