some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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