living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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