I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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