you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
