Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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