He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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