the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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