my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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