should my penis look like a turkey
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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