no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I still have a little drunk in my system
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Pooping to opera.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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