They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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